The main purpose why we collected the best Funny Quotes about Love is to make you smile, because one of the best recovery things a person can do and usually does for helping himself without any medicines or doctors is to “smile”.
A Fun Way to Live Longer – Just Smile
Did you know that smile can improve your Health, your Stress Level and also your Attractiveness? It sounds weird, how can smiling can do such amazing things, but it has been already approved by the most successful and well-known doctors worldwide. Below the funny love quotes you will find the Top 10 Reasons to Smile, enjoy and if you like share/bookmark the site.
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- “When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife is.”
Anonymous
- “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions”
Woody Allen
- “It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them”
Agatha Christie
- “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
Lily Tomlin
- “Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.”
Anonymous
- “John Lennon said All you need is love, John obviously never met my bank manager.”
Danny McCrossan
- “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
Anonymous
- “It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he’s in love, drunk, or running for office.”
Shirley MacLaine
- “Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.”
Samuel Johnson
- “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
Anonymous
- “If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
Anonymous
- “A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.”
Woodrow Wyatt
- “The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.”
Woody Allen
- “Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.”
Adrienne Gusoff
- “If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in a sack, don’t worry it’s just because I wanted you for Christmas”
Anonymous
- “I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.”
David Bissonette
5 Reasons to Smile
1. Smiling Makes You Attractive
Smile is a thing that always gets the great social rewards, that’s why statistics show that when a person is smiling people who around him/her think about only how attractive that person is.
2. Smile Can Change Your Mood
Smile sometimes is known as a trick to your body to improve your mood. When you are in a bad mood, try put the smile on your face and there is a good chance that after 4 minutes you will feel better and the trick will successfully done.
3. Better and Healthier Than Plastic Surgery – How to Look Younger
The muscles we use to smile always make the face lifted up, that’s why the person who smiles always looks much younger than he/she is in real.
4. Smiling Makes Your Immune System and Blood Pressure Work Better
When you smile your immune system is automatically boosted by smile. You body becomes more relaxed and that way your immune system becomes more functional – if you smile more than usual for you, you will not get any illnesses like flu and etc. This is funny but smiling really does such kind of things, if you have an equipment to find out your blood pressure, simply smile for few minutes and you will get the lowered results.
5. Smiling is So Contagious
When a person smiles at the room people who around become more positive and even they do not know what about that person smiles they began smiling too.
